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The usage of slang words around the world can be quite amusing to those not in the know. There’s something uncanny about hearing a phrase, word, or object you’re familiar with being used or referred to in a new way.

You've more than likely heard or come across a British slang word or two. Maybe you binge BBC shows, follow The Royal Family, are a total Anglophile, or have a couple of friends from London. No matter, British slang has crossed the pond in more than one way. But, did you know, depending on where you are in England, colloquialisms or slang may differ, or be a completely different kettle of fish. Even visiting different areas within the same city, you'll be gobsmacked as common colloquialisms change their tune. Crack on to find out how to use phrases like “This weather is pants” or what your British aunt means by telling you “It’s parky out there!” when she visits on her next holiday.

30+ Must-Know British Slang Words and Phrases

Anorak

Interpretation: A geek or nerd. More likely, a person who has a very strong interest, perhaps a bit obsessive, in niche subjects.
In use: "Ugh, mum, I don't want to take Ralph to the pub, he's such an anorak."

Blimey

Interpretation: A way of expressing surprise, amazement, or even wonder. In American English, you'd probably hear a "wow" instead.
In use: "Blimey, it's late! I'm knackered!"

Bloke or Lad

Interpretation: “Bloke” would be the American English equivalent of “dude.” It means a "man." While “lad” is used for boys and younger men.
In use: "I'm heading to the pub with the blokes."

Bonnie

Interpretation: A common Scottish phrase that means "pretty" or "beautiful" normally in reference to a woman or lass. 
In use: "She's a bonnie lass."

A cuppa

Interpretation: "A cuppa is the shortened version of the phrase “a cup of tea.”
In use: You might have heard the expression “fancy a cuppa?” which more than likely was an offer to have a nice cup of tea together. 

Cheeky

Interpretation: If someone calls a person cheeky, they are implying that the person is being slightly rude or disrespectful, though in a charming or amusing way. However, if a child is being cheeky they're behaving brashly or disrespectfully. 
In use: "Lad, don't get cheeky with me or you'll go to your room."

Cheers

Interpretation: A multi-purpose word that can be used as a toast, to thank someone, or even say goodbye.
In use: "Cheers, thanks for dinner tonight."

Chinwag

Interpretation: When you’re having a very good chat with friends, more than likely with some gossip involved.
In use: "I just got off the phone with Sarah. I needed a good chinwag to get that off my chest."

Crack On

Interpretation: To get started or continue with something.
In use: “There's more to learn below, better crack on.”

Dodgy

Interpretation: Something or someone a little suspicious or questionable.
In use: "This milk seems a bit dodgy, when did you pick it up?"

Fancy

Interpretation: Wanting, liking, or thinking
In use: "Fancy a cuppa?" "Shirly definitely fancies Roger." "I fancy that's going to end up all pear shaped!"

Footie

Interpretation: Football - The national sport of England. As in as soccer, as in football, as in soccer.
In use: "Fancy a game of footie in the park?"

Gobsmacked

Interpretation: To be absolutely stunned or surprised and at a complete loss for words. This makes a bit more sense if you already know that the word gob is slang for mouth. Then, take this as a reference to being shocked by a blow to the mouth, or to clapping your hand to your mouth in astonishment.
In use: "I was completely gobsmacked that Neal got the promotion."

Gutted

Interpretation: To be bitterly disappointed about something.
In use: "Alice was absolutely gutted when the book ended the way it did."

Knackered

Interpretation: Being exhausted that you can’t do anything else. Actually, this one has a bit of a dark past as it derives from the slang word knacker which means to kill. So, when you’ve completely tired out or just can’t go on, you’re knackered!
In use: "Sorry I'm late, Tom and I flew in last night, and I'm knackered!"

Lass

Interpretation: Used in mainly Scottish English or Northern English to mean a girl or young woman. 
In use: "Every young lass or bloke needs to go to a football game at least once."

Lost the Plot

Interpretation: If someone says you've lost the plot, you're probably coming off as angry, irrational, or acting ridiculously.
In use: "My boss lost the plot when I showed up late to this morning's meeting."

Newtons

Interpretation: Cockney Slang relating to Newton Heath, an area of Manchester, England, which translates to "teeth."
In use: "Wash your face & brush your Newtons because it's time for bed."

Nosh

Interpretation: Nosh means food or a bite to eat.
In use: "That's proper good nosh, mum!"

Pants

Interpretation: In the UK, the word "pants" typically refers to underwear. However, you'll also find the term is used to describe something that isn’t very good or maybe didn’t turn out how you thought it would.
In use: "That’s pants! I just washed my car and now it’s raining!"

Pint

Interpretation: A beer. Beer is served in pints, or pint glasses, in the UK.
In use: "Heading to the pub for a pint, fancy joining?"

Porkies

Interpretation: Cockney rhyming slang using the phrase "pork pies" to mean "lies."
In use: "Blimey, Luise tells some real porkies now and then!"

Proper

Interpretation: An alternative to "very" or "extremely."
In use: "That was a proper good footie game yesterday."

Pub

Interpretation: Short for “public house”, a pub is a place to meet and drink pints and grab some nosh. Unlike a bar in the USA, you'll find that pubs typically serve food, are open all day, and are more of a place to gather than party.
In use: "Angus eats his breakfast at the pub every day before work."

Quid

Interpretation: Slang for the British pounds. 
In use: "Taylor paid 50 quid for that shirt."

Quids In

Interpretation: To make a profit or be in a very favorable or advantageous position where you stand to make a lot of money from a bet or business venture.
In use: "If win the lotto, we'd finally be quids in."

Skint

Interpretation: Contrary to being quids in, you can also be skint which means to be broke or out of luck. 
In use: "Sorry, I won't make it to the pub tonight, I'm a bit skint this week."

Smashing

Interpretation: To be extremely good, attractive, enjoyable, or pleasant.
In use: "That last chapter was smashing, I didn't see that twist coming at all!"

Throw a spanner into the works

Interpretation: A problem that prevents something from happening the way that it was planned, similar to the phrase throw a wrench in the plans. It could be a person that foils the plans or the lost wallet right before a road trip, regardless, it’s best to keep spanners out of the works.
In use: "I thought I'd finish the project sooner, but Susan really threw a spanner in the works with that data."

Tidy

Interpretation: This term is primarily used in Wales and means "fantastic."
In use: "That was a tidy bit of fun."

Wee

Interpretation: A Scottish phrase, also popular in Northern Ireland, that means "little." While it mostly refers to something diminutive, it's also a descriptive word to add to a phrase to mean you're fond of it.
In use: "Sam loves to take his wee dog to the park to watch the blokes play footie."

If you read even half of those words in a British or Scottish accent, you’re definitely ready to blend in with the locals on your next trip to the UK.